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directly proportional
girl: your smexxiness is directly proportional to the number of tatoos you have
boy: really??? i'm going to get another..
girl: heeeyyyy...
your level of hotness is directly proportional to how little clothing you have on...and how big your boots are
boy: really??? i'm going to get another..
girl: heeeyyyy...
your level of hotness is directly proportional to how little clothing you have on...and how big your boots are
directly proportional by nina & 'lissa March 25, 2007
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Directly proportional
A mathematical relationship between two things that can be given by the equation y = kx, where k is a constant value.
In other words, when one object increases, another increases by the same amount.
In other words, when one object increases, another increases by the same amount.
The chance of toast hitting the buttered side-up is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Directly proportional by Mickey_G_ February 26, 2021
Directly looking
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come directly
Usually this word is used to tell people to quit talking behind your back. It's used when people indirectly speak false facts about a person.
"Janette said that you are a dumb bitch" says Kim.
I say, "tell her i said bitch please come directly"
I say, "tell her i said bitch please come directly"
come directly by Lady Cash April 30, 2008
go directly, monopoly style
exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.
go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $
go directly, monopoly style by Uncle Dimma November 13, 2020
go directly, monopoly style
exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.
go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $
go directly, monopoly style by Uncle Dimma February 1, 2020
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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