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Dipoto'd 

The act of leading a professional sports team with the belief that mediocracy will equal profit. Having no care for teams success. Dipoto made this term famous when he announced to the world that his goal for the future was not a championship, nor was it even his Seattle Mariner's long coveted yet rarely achieved playoff birth. No, it was the amazing number of 54%. Thus his fans had been Dipoto'd.
The Seattle Mariners fans have been Dipoto'd this year by the lack of off-season acquisitions to improve the team.
Dipoto'd by Roberto Rossé February 4, 2025
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The baseball general manager version of a GigaChad.
“Dipoto just sat me down and told me I have no other option than to take the 115 million over 5 years with an opt out after 3”
dipoto by SeattleSyria December 2, 2021
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A person who is rich, smart, cool, and funny.
"I like the new kid, he's such a dipto!"
"I wish i was a dipto!"
Dipto by gnwjm October 7, 2009
You see that Dipto over there, he must taste good.
Dipto by GOBOB March 2, 2022

ms. dinoto 

An amazing teacher that always strives to push her students hard. The most amazing teacher on the planet.
Ms. DiNoto is the best teacher around!
ms. dinoto by RockTheHouse April 30, 2015
1. The asian version of Homer Simpson but this person really does not have a clue what is happening around them.
2. Bengali root word - an affectionate name used to refer to their son.
"hey dipono"
"oh diponoooh...."
Dipono by Chopperrash December 21, 2008
an ilonggo abbreviation of Hijo de puta
(son of a bitch)
dipota ka!!!!!!!!!!!!
dipota by baddestbanana February 1, 2021
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