dipoto

The baseball general manager version of a GigaChad.

“Dipoto just sat me down and told me I have no other option than to take the 115 million over 5 years with an opt out after 3”

by SeattleSyria December 2, 2021

Dipoto'd

The act of leading a professional sports team with the belief that mediocracy will equal profit. Having no care for teams success. Dipoto made this term famous when he announced to the world that his goal for the future was not a championship, nor was it even his Seattle Mariner's long coveted yet rarely achieved playoff birth. No, it was the amazing number of 54%. Thus his fans had been Dipoto'd.

The Seattle Mariners fans have been Dipoto'd this year by the lack of off-season acquisitions to improve the team.

by Roberto Rossé February 4, 2025

Dipto

A person who is rich, smart, cool, and funny.

"I like the new kid, he's such a dipto!"
"I wish i was a dipto!"

by gnwjm October 7, 2009

Dipto

A round man

You see that Dipto over there, he must taste good.

by GOBOB March 2, 2022

Diptooth

A man with an excessively large amount of chewing tobacco lodged between his teeth.

"Diptooth Dan has a really big lip packed"

by Disctooth August 26, 2006

dipton

Where pure gangstas come from, normally massive and called James.

Phoo here, wouldn't want to go through Dipton alone like, gang land up there.

by Welayekid November 10, 2019

dipoopa

a comparison between a guys dick and his feces.

My dipoopa turned out to have great results thus explaining i have a large "thing."

by Vjorg VanDerplouge January 11, 2010