Skip to main content
A word to describe short Russians who are too weak to carry a real gun, who instead grind free internet FPS games in Arabic class.
"Oh, damn Marat is such a hecking dipflip!"
Dipflip by Sharoofy69 May 22, 2019
Words you can keep

Dipalipalitus

A fake disease or sickness contracted by children when they have to do things that they don’t want to do. It usually is contracted prior to school or just before going to visit relatives. There is no known cure other then parental pushing or deal making.
Son: Dad, I dont think I can go to school today. My stomach is realy upset and I have a headache and I think my pancreas is about to explode.

Dad: Get your but to school you just have Dipalipalitus.
Dipalipalitus by Darth Dad November 28, 2012
Related Words

dip flip 

Turning around the bitten part of a chip for further dipping.
Don't double dip, dip flip, ya dip!
dip flip by bTags February 24, 2011
A diplip is a person who likes lifted trucks and listens to country music and talks in a country twang but has never seen a horse outside of a county fair or works at a hardware store

Also has loud trucks at sonic

Also a racial term for fake hick
Those diplips at sonic are annoying
Diplip by EvansmMylesT February 23, 2017

dipilipicus 

a dip that is so large and manly that only the realest of men can handle it....

a dip that the cowboys of the days of old would have, the kind so large that spit would drip out of their mouths on to their manly beards.
man i just finished building a house with nothing but my hands, i could use a dipalipicus

the dip val kilmer had in the movie the quick and the dead was a total dipilipicus
dipilipicus by thebigjuice March 3, 2010
To define a person of low iq in an insulting manner similar to that of "dipshit" without the harshness of the swear word

Also a merge of the word "dickslip" because it sounds funny
"Who hired this Dipslip"
dipslip by X_zonnef February 26, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next