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Dipalipalitus

A fake disease or sickness contracted by children when they have to do things that they don’t want to do. It usually is contracted prior to school or just before going to visit relatives. There is no known cure other then parental pushing or deal making.
Son: Dad, I dont think I can go to school today. My stomach is realy upset and I have a headache and I think my pancreas is about to explode.

Dad: Get your but to school you just have Dipalipalitus.
Dipalipalitus by Darth Dad November 28, 2012
Related Words

dip flip 

Turning around the bitten part of a chip for further dipping.
Don't double dip, dip flip, ya dip!
dip flip by bTags February 24, 2011
A diplip is a person who likes lifted trucks and listens to country music and talks in a country twang but has never seen a horse outside of a county fair or works at a hardware store

Also has loud trucks at sonic

Also a racial term for fake hick
Those diplips at sonic are annoying
Diplip by EvansmMylesT February 23, 2017

dipilipicus 

a dip that is so large and manly that only the realest of men can handle it....

a dip that the cowboys of the days of old would have, the kind so large that spit would drip out of their mouths on to their manly beards.
man i just finished building a house with nothing but my hands, i could use a dipalipicus

the dip val kilmer had in the movie the quick and the dead was a total dipilipicus
dipilipicus by thebigjuice March 3, 2010
To define a person of low iq in an insulting manner similar to that of "dipshit" without the harshness of the swear word

Also a merge of the word "dickslip" because it sounds funny
"Who hired this Dipslip"
dipslip by X_zonnef February 26, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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