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the new cool hipsta way to spell dining, usually referring to outdoor dining.
the extra n is for extra good
I went dinning with my ladies on the patio
Dinning by foddiexpert September 4, 2013

dinning at the Y 

performing oral sex on a lady
dinning at the Y by txdaddy January 12, 2006

dinning room table list

Refers to a list of people that you would have sexual relations with on the dinning room table at thanksgiving regardless of who was sitting at the table. Someone who is an ultimate sexual fantasy.
The queen of England is definitely not on my dinning room table list...

dinning on dick December 

a tradition that at lest once in December you get your girl friend to suck dick for and halve a hour

Dinning parlor 

An establishment where you dine while you are being discreetly serviced (getting blowjob) under the table.
Hey you want to hit up a dinning parlor? It's my birthday?
Hi son time for you to lose your virginity, just tell your mom we going to a dinning parlor.
Dinning parlor by BananaNutmeg2 July 16, 2022

Dinning Hole

The second hole on a female that can be eat’n. Could also apply to gay males.
Can’t wait to go to town on that dinning hole tonight.
Dinning Hole by Assaultmen January 31, 2026
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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