Dinkwhomper 

A jerk, a supreme dickhead, a fool, an asshole, sometimes used as a term of endearment.

Someone cuts you off on the road... What a dinkwhomper!

Boyfriend gets you beer when he knows you like wine... My, but you are a sweet dinkwhomper!

Dinkwhomper by Terence J Smitty September 18, 2012

Dickchomper 

A derogatory term towards someone suggesting they chomp on dicks.

He's such a dickchomper!

Dickchomper by FG10sAdventure April 10, 2012

Dingwhopper 

A seagull who steals food, particularly at the beach.

That dingwhopper took my french fries when I set them down!

Dingwhopper by Stew-Baby March 20, 2010

dinkhopper 

A male who is considered homosexual because he likes to have penises in his rectum. (Hopping on the penis)

Sally: "He's a total queer."
Bertha: "Yeah, he's a real dinkhopper."

dinkhopper by Ahhaha5129 December 3, 2010