dinkhopper Share definition Flag A male who is considered homosexual because he likes to have penises in his rectum. (Hopping on the penis) Sally: "He's a total queer." Bertha: "Yeah, he's a real dinkhopper." dinkhopper by Ahhaha5129 December 3, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the dinkhopper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch