Dinint

A dinint is a very large and robust sexual toy. It is like a dildo but they more you use it, the more it reveals a secret message and it is much larger. It has many features such as; glow-in-the-dark mode, BlueTooth music, headphone jack, vibration settings and a custom keychain (optional). The dinint is for female and male usage. It can be a dildo and a flesh-light all at once.
A dinint can sometimes be found in pornographic movies.

Girl: ‘I can’t wait to see what you got me for our anniversary!’
Boy: ‘I know you’ll love it’
Girl: ‘Oh my gosh! A dinint! Thank you so much! It’s from my favourite film too!’
Boy: ‘I’m glad you love it, honey! We can use that later!’

by Gracular January 30, 2020

disinterneted

To lose ones internet connection.

The individual was happily lost in webland when abruptly they became disinterneted.

by jpg3 November 5, 2011

Dining Dead

A couple that eats at restaurants in total silence, very awkward, very sad.

"Are we going to be that kind of couple, that eat our food silently...the dining dead?" He thought.

by Scaring-Crows January 26, 2010

Dining with Royalty

Taking a girl on a cheap dinner date, involving resturants that have royal names.

e.g. Burger King, Dairy Queen, etc.

I was flat broke, and she wanted to eat, so we Dined with Royalty.

by urbanVirus September 4, 2005

Dinntercourse

The act of having sex during a meal, with food or at a food related place.

Chef: Do you want to go in the back?

Waittress: Why?

Chef: I'd love to have dinntercourse with you.

by Jabro May 7, 2014

Helm of Disintegration

A magical helm item used in Dungeons & Dragons as described by Peter Griffin. Used to seduce naughty school girls. (Other definition notes that it is a World of Warcraft item but Peter Griffin is describing Dungeons & Dragons character stats).

Lois: "Ohh I need a spanking, I'm a bad, bad girl."

Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."

Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"

Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."

by SaltyCaptain December 7, 2016

Dining with Devon

When you perform oral sex on a woman while she is in a handstand

My girlfriend was practicing handstands when I got hungry so I knew it was Dining with Devon time

by Trex_Buttsex October 17, 2012