Dinglong

1 When you shit and a little bit of your poop dangles down because a string of undigested food is holding it

2 an offensive word that describes a man who is sexually aroused by the fantasy of being covered in shit and having it licked off

3 a sexual position involving a pickle tied to a device inserted in the vagina of a woman or the ass of a man the other partner will then take turns biting the pickle as the other degrades and yells at them

1 man, I shouldnt have eaten that spaghetti dinner last night, I got a nasty dinglong
2 we had to have an intervention for frank because he couldnt help being a dinglong
3 hey babe, do you want to try dinglong tonight, it sounds fun and kinky

by LILBITCHBOYWILLY June 1, 2022

DingDongPuddlez

A huge annoying karmawhore on Reddit as well as a power-tripping mod.

u/DingDongPuddlez is hated by many and liked by few

by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN November 30, 2021

Downward Dingdong

The act of pointing a boner downward so you can take that first piss of the day when you've got morningwood.

"Man, I woke up having to piss like crazy this morning, but I had major morningwood."
"What'd you do? Piss in your own face?"
"No way, man. Downward dingdong."

by Raul Hormel October 23, 2012

Dingdong and Marian

The best looking and sexiest couple in Philippine showbiz. Dingdong Dantes was rediscovered by televiewers when he redefined himself as a romantic leading man. He was chosen as E's 3rd sexiest man in the world. Dingdong's dear inamorata is Marian Rivera who is beauty personified. She got her big break when she won the part of Marimar and was FHM Philippines' numero uno in 2008.

DINGDONG and MARIAN exude undeniable chemistry that passive televiewers turned into active supporters of the phenomenal love team. The well-loved couple provides joy, inspiration and motivation to their multitude of fans.

by donandmarie December 10, 2009

Dingalongdingdingdong

A man with a giant gaping penis hole usually likes underage boys has fun in bed and likes to drink gamer girl pee

What a Dingalongdingdingdong

by Lethal_larry September 9, 2019

dingflong

When someone does something ridiculous, asked a question or said something that is just completely off the wall,and stupid.

Why did you do that you dingflong?
That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard ya dingflong.

by DudemanTJ October 20, 2015

dingsong

A dingsong is a small pheasant. often used in a situation overcome with extreme annoyingness. It is every part of speech one can think of. Noun, Pronoun, Verb, Adverb, Interjection, Conjunction, Preposition, Gerund, and so on...

1) You are a complete dingsong! 2) What the dingsong? 3) JEEZ dingsong my butt!! 4) DINGSONG!!!!!!! 5) shut up you are such a dingsong!!! 6) my dingsong isn't functioning properly. 7) you should realy stop dingsonging that fence!

by PACKERS WON!!! February 28, 2011