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(Noun) Any object that cannot under any circumstances be considered a dildo.
Guy 1: "Hey man can she use that as a dildo?"
Guy 2: "Considering that it's sawblade, I'm going to have to say that it's a dildano.
dildano by Legolas10100 May 7, 2020
Related Words
Diljan • Dilan • dillan • Dijan • dijana • dilano • diljá • dilani • dilana • dilanja

Slang Dildangin' 

A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.
Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!
Slang Dildangin' by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014
Dilan has the most beautiful personality you can find, she has natural beauty that no one can replace, Dilan can play hard to get when it comes to relationships, and if she has a crush on someone all she will think about is that special person, she definitely has a few secret admirers, Dilan tends to fall in love with her bestfriend, she is the most loyal girl out there she can keep not only secrets but she can also keeps friendships , if someone does her dirty she might put on a smile but deep down shes hurting , if someone assumes things that arent true then good luck because shes gonna tell you things you do not want to hear, Dilan can be seen as having a big ass , beautiful, nice hair , funny personality, if you have Dilan as your bestfriend then you are one lucky human
Person 1: Dilan has the most beautiful hair and face

Person 2: Thats why im in love with her!
Dilan by Snapchattt00 February 26, 2018
The most amazing woman EVER: Smart, beautiful, honest, strong...
But don't play with her or she'll make you regret it!!!
"Dijana?! I love her!"
Dijana by Love-is-All June 7, 2017
She is the baddest Bitch in town everyone loves her. All Boys are after her. She is a beauty, sexy this girl has a big ass and big ass titts. She is a strong women and just perfect. Respect too all boys that dated her..
Wow i wish dijana wus my Girlfriend.
She is soo Pretty i want too be like her.
Dijana for president.
dijana by thaaatpaarty January 3, 2017
the definition of perfection. She’s the hottest from all the girls and she is very smart. She is probably the pretty bestfriend and is a badass. She gets all the boys and get them bags.
who’s the baddest bitch on earth?
It’s probably Dilan
Dilan by dilanasya February 21, 2021
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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