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Dibortion 

When you get a divorce and a abortion at the same time
Wife: oh shit I’m pregnant and it’s yours
Husband: no this can’t be
Wife: I’m getting a dibortion!
Dibortion by TheDarkSoul882 December 24, 2018
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dekortez 

Dekortez has a big cock love fucking dudes in the ass if you ever see dekortez you should run because he get every one in mile pregnant including dude
Shit it’s dekortez

Run or dekortez will get you
dekortez by datcookie_tez March 23, 2022
THE BEST PERSON EVER!!!

He is kind, gental, understandable and not afraid to share his feelings. He enjoys talking to people and playing a game of truth or dare/ would you rather....
He has a huge heart and shares it with specific people.
Wow Dikota is so awesome I wish he was my friend:)
Dikota by JoniLC October 6, 2019

Divortion 

When a couple gets divorced because the female had a abortion.
Wife: Shit I gotta give up this baby...
Husband: NO!
Wife: YES THE BABY MUST GO!
Husband: I WANT A DIVORTION!
Divortion by Squigly Cow November 3, 2010

divortex 

A mystical place into which old friends are sucked when a married couple splits up.
I haven't heard from Steve in ages, I guess he got sucked into the Divortex
divortex by Da Man July 16, 2004

divortion 

When you kill the marriage instead of just leaving
Did you hear the Smith's had a huge divortion it was really messy!
divortion by Soulless29 June 18, 2018
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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