Diesel Dyke 

A lady (often quite large,) that prefers the (very) close company of other ladies, known as femmes. Regularly seen wearing a lumberjack shirt, boots and dungarees/bib & braces overalls.

Origin: Due to the normal extreme mass of these 'ladies,' it has often been assumed that locomotion could only be facilitated with the assistance of a powerful Diesel engine.

See also Clamjouster, Mingeeta, Plaid-clad Whale and Rugmuncher


Source: Cutaway, Aug 9, 2004 "Dieseldyke"

Said at the A&E Dept, "I hope you've learnt from that young man, never get between that Diesel and her Femme !"

Diesel Dyke by cutaway October 28, 2004

diesel dyke 

The kind of lesbian women who is stronger and tougher then most men.

That diesel dyke knocked that guy out cold.

diesel dyke by Anonymous May 4, 2003

Diesel Dyke 

A woman who thinks that she's a man. Well she doesn't really think it; she is a man in the inside. Diesel dykes make better 'men' than actual men. They're the only toughest group of people out there who aren't homophobic and think low of gay men - well they're lesbians anyway.

Most of the definitions in here seem to diss the diesels.

Diesel dykes are really quiet, relaxed and chilled, like that laidback guy (see bulldyke for the always-rude, bitter lesbians that hate the world).

They fight you only if you are rude to them - their aggressiveness is for good reasons (against homophobia, jerks, etc). They mostly think that they're one of the dudes - 'sup Harris, how ya doin' brother?'.

They are usually in small town bars and are truck drivers.

Just like how effeminate gay men make good friends with women, diesel dykes are perfected with the straight man.

Angry diesel dyke: Suck my dick you fucking prick. I will fucking kick your balls in if you touch my shenis, cunt. Ah...wanna take it outside? Let's go you little fuck.

Nice diesel dyke: Hey what's happening bro? How is your lovely wife Amelia? Oh it's so lovely to see you buddy. Want a beer dude? Cheers man! Gotta take a piss dude as my bladder is full of it *scratches vagina, off to the toilet*

Nice diesel: A brother is always there for you *thumps hand to heart*. I love you bud. You're a bro over a ho man. *hugs the male BFF*

Angry diesel: Homophobes should fucking die. No one messes with the LGBT community. I'd rip their fucking heads off with my mighty shenis!

Horny diesel: Fuck this bitch makes my testes explode. I'd shove my 8 inch dildo up her ass anytime until she squirts all over my girl penis.

Youse just the see ANGRY side of them.

Diesel Dyke by avialae March 20, 2013

Diesel Dyke 

A woman who is lesbian, usually found with short hair and big muscles

Gym Coaches are diesel dykes.

Diesel Dyke by AdingtonWitter August 3, 2003

diesel dyke 

woman built like a brick shithouse, tattoos, piercings, and bigger cajones then you could ever wish for

seen on the street transferring a bumper sticker to her car that reads... HONK IF YOU WANT ME TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF

diesel dyke by BlackSheep March 14, 2003

diesel dyke 

Any butch bitch who works in the automotive industry. Usually depicted with short hair and voice as deep as a whores snatch and a head as rough as a kicked in shit tin.

Customer: Sir I'd like my car serviced
Mechanic: Sure, i'll call julie
Customer: Julie????!!!!
Mechanic: Shes our residenty Diesel Dyke
Customer: Runs away crying

diesel dyke by stevemcqueen April 1, 2007

Diesel Dyke 

A lesbian trucker who is often unattractive sporting a butch haircut, broad shoulders, chain drive wallet, tattoos, flannel shirt, blue jeans and a tire knocker, often missing one or more front teeth as a result of bar room brawling.

Mr. Public's wife used to be cute but she changed after she had a few kids. She chopped her hair, got tattoos and started hanging out with all her lesbian friends at the truck stop, she turned into a diesel dyke.

Diesel Dyke by Jolly Roger August 17, 2004