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Diego Perdomo

God royal heaven’d white attractive male billionaire play boy!
Diego Perdomo by Diego Perdomo July 12, 2022

San Diego Pipe Cleaner 

This effective technique is commonly referred to as "two in the pink, tongue in the stink". While inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, the partner penetrates the woman's anus with his tongue. The partner's other hand manually massages the woman's clitoris and the combination brings her to a life-changing orgasm.
I did a San Diego Pipe Cleaner on Emmylou last night and she almost blacked-out!

Diego prowl 

The widely accepted act of trolling for random sex with scantily clad, morally loose, overly intoxicated strangers while bar hopping in San Diego. This is not your average respectable one night stand. Both parties are blacked out, too sloppy to remember protection, and so horrified by the state of their partner in the sober light of day that they come up with wild lies about leaving the country to nullify the need to exchange numbers.
Let's hit the bars in Pacific Beach for a little Diego prowling. I need to get laid.

I can't even walk to the bathroom without someone groping me. The diego prowl is in full force tonight.

Don't wait up for me, I'm on the diego prowl.

Diego prowling is far better after midnight. That's when the hotties are waisted and I can pull guys way out of my league.
Diego prowl by The sexuation September 23, 2011

Diego Plata 

A fine piece of ass; one who is loved by Jenni; one who pronounces Georgia, HEY-WHORE-HEE-HA ... the love of my life.
Diego Plata is a Venezuelan hottie who Jenni loves to kiss.
Diego Plata by superjennigal March 21, 2005

San Diego Padres 

Worst team in the NL West (Yes, even worse than the Rockies). This "team" is usually defined as a classless, hopeless, farm league team w/no history and no respect for themselves (can't even keep it real, they had to get a new stadium and new colors because they're weak!).
Diegan fans typically think that the Almighty Dogders are their arch rivals but can't even get that strait ... It's all good because we all know that The Dodgers have 6 world series titles.
THINK BLUE!!!
Today the San Diego Padres got rocked by, any team in the mlb. (that's a shocker)
San Diego Padres by Neburnectar December 6, 2006