Diddy Dong
Diddy Dong by TheDiddyDong69 January 6, 2019
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Diddy Kong Dong
The Diddy Kong Dong is the penis of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible skin showing being that of the cock head.
I was taking a coed shower when a gang of midgets walked in and i saw at least three diddy kong dongs..
Diddy Kong Dong by The Three Wise Men June 27, 2009
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diddly dong
Adon : Bang avec les plus petit pénis dans le monde!
Ragz: LOOOOOOL
Sid: I'd laugh too if I knew what that meant
Ragz: It means "Bang has the smallest diddly dong in the world"
Ragz: LOOOOOOL
Sid: I'd laugh too if I knew what that meant
Ragz: It means "Bang has the smallest diddly dong in the world"
diddly dong by FapGod March 29, 2016
Big Daddy Dong Leg
1. A mythical creature rarely seen by human eyes. Those whom have seen it were so mortified by the grotesque sight of its incomparable penis size run in fear from the massive mythical load believed to exist within the creatures mammoth nuts which kills all of those who come in contact with it.
2. Sometimes used to describe a man with a penis comparable to at least half the size of his leg.
3. A term reserved for only the most well endowed men. See {Cock of Ages}
2. Sometimes used to describe a man with a penis comparable to at least half the size of his leg.
3. A term reserved for only the most well endowed men. See {Cock of Ages}
Why is there a trench between these two foot prints?
It must be the mythological Big Daddy Dong Leg!!!
It must be the mythological Big Daddy Dong Leg!!!
Big Daddy Dong Leg by Nick Gibson March 25, 2007
Daddy Dong Legs
noun: a very large spider with penis legs.
adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
Daddy Dong Legs by Pinkeye_paranoia May 28, 2008
Daddy Dong Legs
noun: a very large spider with penis legs.
adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs "
devon said "what daddy dong leg!?"
devon said "what daddy dong leg!?"
Daddy Dong Legs by Pinkeye_paranoia May 29, 2008
Daddy Dong Legs
noun: a very large spider with penis legs.
adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
Daddy Dong Legs by Pinkeye_paranoia May 29, 2008
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