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Diddy Kong Dong 

The Diddy Kong Dong is the penis of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible skin showing being that of the cock head.
I was taking a coed shower when a gang of midgets walked in and i saw at least three diddy kong dongs..

diddly dong 

It's that noodle between yo thighs. Most common in men. Exceptions include Donald Trump.
Adon : Bang avec les plus petit pénis dans le monde!
Ragz: LOOOOOOL
Sid: I'd laugh too if I knew what that meant
Ragz: It means "Bang has the smallest diddly dong in the world"
diddly dong by FapGod March 29, 2016

Big Daddy Dong Leg 

1. A mythical creature rarely seen by human eyes. Those whom have seen it were so mortified by the grotesque sight of its incomparable penis size run in fear from the massive mythical load believed to exist within the creatures mammoth nuts which kills all of those who come in contact with it.

2. Sometimes used to describe a man with a penis comparable to at least half the size of his leg.

3. A term reserved for only the most well endowed men. See {Cock of Ages}
Why is there a trench between these two foot prints?
It must be the mythological Big Daddy Dong Leg!!!

Daddy Dong Legs 

noun: a very large spider with penis legs.

adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs!"

Daddy Dong Legs  

noun: a very large spider with penis legs.

adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs "

devon said "what daddy dong leg!?"

Daddy Dong Legs  

noun: a very large spider with penis legs.

adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs !"