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Diddlefuck

A man who fucks around a lot. A man who diddles around. A man who gets blackout drunk or drugged up and does things to ruin his life. A man named Tyler Parton.
Wow what a diddlefuck he just drove drunk and wrecked his car!
by cindyrella24 November 19, 2016
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fiddlefuck

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.
More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.
by Ole Gil November 4, 2007
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piddlefuck

To waste time doing absolutely nothing.

To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.
Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!
by jaynedough April 3, 2017
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piddlefucking

The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.

To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done
Quit the piddlefucking and get to work
by spudbuster August 27, 2013
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dinklefuck

An adjective used to describe someone that needs to be made fun of. It can be used in almost any case or scenario. As long as someone is there to be made fun of "dinklefuck" can be the word for you.
Casey, you are such a dinklefuck.
by BonayyNayNemoko July 31, 2011
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Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1Wasting time
2Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3Performing certain sexual acts on such female.
1 Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2 Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3 Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!
by Brandon W. July 12, 2006
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Fiddlefuckin'

N. 1. zero; 2. a person who is a complete loser.ADJ. 1. Doing absolutely nothing; Zero; Not a damn thing;2. Playing somebody or using somebody.
" He is a real Fiddlefuck"

"He was fiddlefuckin' around in the warehouse all day."

"She was fiddlefuckin' him big time."
by texas bobby May 7, 2010
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