Dicky-Don't

Another term for having a soft dick, used either then you cant get it up or when you simply dont want to.

'Dicky-Dont!"

Woman: "Hunny is Dicky-Do comming out to play?"

Man: "No Dicky-Don't is here tonight"

by WayToDamnSexi August 13, 2011

Dick Don’t Pay For Strange

You know that.

Dick Don’t pay for strange you know that

by Steven Anita Smith December 9, 2021

dick don't care

The only excuse males have when giving in to the primal urge to have sex no matter the negative consequence.

No matter what outcome they may be faced with it becomes irreverent because "dick don't care" as long as the sexual urge is satisfied.

Friend 1: Anon is dtf but I dont have a condom with me!
Friend 2: dick don't care, raw dog it and pull out.

Friend 1: Felicia from HR gave me her number and said we should hook up after work some time.
Friend 2: Dude she's crazy. The last guy she dated had to file a restraining order. You don't stick your dick in crazy.
Friend 1: dick don't care if she's crazy. Plus the crazy ones are usually better in bed.

by Nec October 14, 2016

big dick don’t suck on it

When you try to suck a males Penis but it’s to big or so big it is not attractive.

Whore:1 oh uhh look at brad he must have big dick ohhh I think I creamed 😩
Whore bitch:2 no baby girlll he is a big dick don’t suck on it type of guy mmh

by lil peep 1235 December 3, 2020

Big dick don’t suck on it

When the dick is either to big to slurp or to big its not attractive

Whore:1 look a brad he definitely has a big dick
Whore ass bitch:2 no no girl that ah be ah “big dick don’t suck on it” type for guy

by lil peep 1235 December 3, 2020

it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke

z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021