Dicky-Don't
Another term for having a soft dick, used either then you cant get it up or when you simply dont want to.
Dicky-Don't by WayToDamnSexi August 13, 2011
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Dick Don’t Pay For Strange by Steven Anita Smith December 9, 2021
dick don't care
The only excuse males have when giving in to the primal urge to have sex no matter the negative consequence.
No matter what outcome they may be faced with it becomes irreverent because "dick don't care" as long as the sexual urge is satisfied.
No matter what outcome they may be faced with it becomes irreverent because "dick don't care" as long as the sexual urge is satisfied.
Friend 1: Anon is dtf but I dont have a condom with me!
Friend 2: dick don't care, raw dog it and pull out.
Friend 1: Felicia from HR gave me her number and said we should hook up after work some time.
Friend 2: Dude she's crazy. The last guy she dated had to file a restraining order. You don't stick your dick in crazy.
Friend 1: dick don't care if she's crazy. Plus the crazy ones are usually better in bed.
Friend 2: dick don't care, raw dog it and pull out.
Friend 1: Felicia from HR gave me her number and said we should hook up after work some time.
Friend 2: Dude she's crazy. The last guy she dated had to file a restraining order. You don't stick your dick in crazy.
Friend 1: dick don't care if she's crazy. Plus the crazy ones are usually better in bed.
dick don't care by Nec October 14, 2016
big dick don’t suck on it
Whore:1 oh uhh look at brad he must have big dick ohhh I think I creamed 😩
Whore bitch:2 no baby girlll he is a big dick don’t suck on it type of guy mmh
Whore bitch:2 no baby girlll he is a big dick don’t suck on it type of guy mmh
big dick don’t suck on it by lil peep 1235 December 3, 2020
Big dick don’t suck on it
Whore:1 look a brad he definitely has a big dick
Whore ass bitch:2 no no girl that ah be ah “big dick don’t suck on it” type for guy
Whore ass bitch:2 no no girl that ah be ah “big dick don’t suck on it” type for guy
Big dick don’t suck on it by lil peep 1235 December 3, 2020
it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard
it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016
It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.
Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.
It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021
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