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Dicky-Don't

Another term for having a soft dick, used either then you cant get it up or when you simply dont want to.
'Dicky-Dont!"

Woman: "Hunny is Dicky-Do comming out to play?"

Man: "No Dicky-Don't is here tonight"
Dicky-Don't by WayToDamnSexi August 13, 2011
Words you can keep

Dick Don’t Pay For Strange 

Dick Don’t pay for strange you know that

dick don't care 

The only excuse males have when giving in to the primal urge to have sex no matter the negative consequence.

No matter what outcome they may be faced with it becomes irreverent because "dick don't care" as long as the sexual urge is satisfied.
Friend 1: Anon is dtf but I dont have a condom with me!
Friend 2: dick don't care, raw dog it and pull out.

Friend 1: Felicia from HR gave me her number and said we should hook up after work some time.
Friend 2: Dude she's crazy. The last guy she dated had to file a restraining order. You don't stick your dick in crazy.
Friend 1: dick don't care if she's crazy. Plus the crazy ones are usually better in bed.
dick don't care by Nec October 14, 2016

big dick don’t suck on it 

When you try to suck a males Penis but it’s to big or so big it is not attractive.
Whore:1 oh uhh look at brad he must have big dick ohhh I think I creamed 😩
Whore bitch:2 no baby girlll he is a big dick don’t suck on it type of guy mmh

Big dick don’t suck on it 

When the dick is either to big to slurp or to big its not attractive
Whore:1 look a brad he definitely has a big dick
Whore ass bitch:2 no no girl that ah be ah “big dick don’t suck on it” type for guy

it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke
z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard 

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.
Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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