Dicky Wick 

When a male sits down onto an unfamilliar toilet to defacate, and his junk hangs down into the water. It is most commonly occuring in toilets that are overfilled for whatever reason, as standard design specs for toilets try and avoid this.
Even rarer is the low hanging ball to water contact. Both forms of Dicky Wick are generally unappreciated and a total boner-kill.
If it is unavoidable, care must be taken to properly clean the affected area or you will end up with a form of Shit Sniffies.

"Dude I was in bed with Amy the other night and she was about to go down. I kinda got some Shit Sniffies from when I got Dicky Wicked earlier but she did it anyway. Shit was so cash."

Dicky Wick by Smoothesuede October 7, 2009

Dick Wick 

verb trans.
Submerging the penile organ into a non-submissive female's refreshing beverage or cock-tail.
• intrans. descend below the surface of an area of water,or any beverage :

Jim knew his neighbor, Susan was not going to put out ;his only satisfaction was to "Dick Wick" her drink while she was in the restroom.

Dick Wick by Rottenpeaches January 26, 2011

Dick Wick 

When you masturbate my pulling your dick up standing up and letting it go up and down for several seconds

I heard jeff the virgin likes to do the dick wick, that is just said, I hope he gets laid before high school ends...

Dick Wick by Whatthefuckamidoing2 December 18, 2018

Dick Wick 

Your a asshole to Satan and Satan doesn't have a asshole he has pussy ass so if you're a asshole to Satan nobody loves you.

If you hate Satan don't be a dick wick to your own self.

Dick Wick by Satan Charge of Angels May 25, 2025

Wick Dick

a big dick that looks like a huge wick(the hairstyle)

Damn rob, you wick dicking in them sweats

Wick Dick by throbertt November 17, 2025

Wicky Dicky 

When Your Dick Has an erretion by look at a small kitten who stares right back. Most men do not have this, others who are gay might, although some wicky dickys get aattacked by goats when out on the farm! So be careful with your Wicky Dickys! (:

*A wicky dicky mostly happens out on the farm with a stray cat and getting a boner and then every once i awhile a goat comes and attacks it*

Wicky Dicky by AnonymousJK April 20, 2011

Dickwicker 

Someone who holds a heated desire for another's penis. Or, someone who flames my dick.

Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."

Dickwicker by Coombsie Von Mallen June 12, 2011