dickwick 

Commonly found in morbidly obese people, the dick wick is when the offenders belly protrudes above and beyond the normal beer gut duty and covers the genitals completely, rendering urinals useless to the hapless gorger. Said offender more often then not has to wash with a rag on a stick and has not seen his genitals in years, also has to sit down to pee...

Heh, he has such a dickwick his wife suffocated trying to find it to give him a B.J.

dickwick by Tungsten Fearkat (meerkat) December 6, 2007

Dickwick 

You're a asshole to Satan so if you're an asshole to Satan nobody loves ya.

Hey Dickwick what's up Doc!

Dickwick by Satan Charge of Angels July 27, 2025

dickdickout 

The opposite of assassin.

The assassin kills people but the dickdickout revives people like medics in video games.

dickdickout by anonymous November 6, 2020

Dicklick in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Well we’re still waiting for the Dicklick in Chief to make a comment on the murder of George Floyd by the Minneapolis PD.

Dicklick in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

Dickwicker 

Someone who holds a heated desire for another's penis. Or, someone who flames my dick.

Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."

Dickwicker by Coombsie Von Mallen June 12, 2011

dickmick 

A whore who loves sucking dick.

Awww yeah that dickmick sucked me hard last night!

dickmick by Joost1n March 2, 2017

dicklicker

one who licks or sucks dick.

that motherfucker, he's a a total dicklicker.

dicklicker by gayson May 15, 2006