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Dicktwat 

A male penis that hangs around the waist region and the female reproductive body part in the same damn sentence. usually used to call someone when they are being dumb or an asshole.
BOB: fuck you dicktwat
Dicktwat by bigolnutz2367 May 25, 2018

Dicktwat 

A non-binary insult for both men and women who act arrogant and condescending towards others.
The lady I came across today was being a Dicktwat to the cashier over a new policy on reloadable cards.
Dicktwat by jondich May 2, 2024

Dicktwat. 

An unpleasant, boring, unkind, selfish, pedestal perching person. One you choose to not associate with for good reason. They don't need any other human because they have everything they need to take matters into their own hands. Solo.
What a Dicktwat.

You can't understand why others don't care to spend time with you? You have no friends?
You are probably a Dicktwat.
Dicktwat. by Randy in Rusagonis December 7, 2020

Dicktator 

A dictator that happens to be a real dick or asshole
Hitler was a true dicktator who threw a tantrum because he didn't get into art school.
Dicktator by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

Dicktator 

One who, while recieving head, forces their partner's head up and down their shaft.
Girl 1: How was your hook-up last night?
Girl 2: It was going well, but then I went down on him and he's a total dicktator!
Girl 1: Oh snap, thats so demeaning!
Dicktator by theopressed11 July 19, 2009

dicktatorship 

The totalitarian government ruled by the phallace.
Chick A: So turns out Rory's addicted to midgetporn. He wants me to dress up as a wood elf for halloween.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.
dicktatorship by pissamind November 22, 2009
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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