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Dicktwat
A male penis that hangs around the waist region and the female reproductive body part in the same damn sentence. usually used to call someone when they are being dumb or an asshole.
Dicktwat by bigolnutz2367 May 25, 2018
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dick twat • Dicktator • dicktate • dicktation • dickwatcher • dicktatorship • dicktatership • Dicktating • dicktuation • Dickwatch
Dicktwat.
An unpleasant, boring, unkind, selfish, pedestal perching person. One you choose to not associate with for good reason. They don't need any other human because they have everything they need to take matters into their own hands. Solo.
What a Dicktwat.
You can't understand why others don't care to spend time with you? You have no friends?
You are probably a Dicktwat.
You can't understand why others don't care to spend time with you? You have no friends?
You are probably a Dicktwat.
Dicktwat. by Randy in Rusagonis December 7, 2020
Dicktator
Dicktator by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016
Dicktator
Girl 1: How was your hook-up last night?
Girl 2: It was going well, but then I went down on him and he's a total dicktator!
Girl 1: Oh snap, thats so demeaning!
Girl 2: It was going well, but then I went down on him and he's a total dicktator!
Girl 1: Oh snap, thats so demeaning!
Dicktator by theopressed11 July 19, 2009
dicktatorship
Chick A: So turns out Rory's addicted to midgetporn. He wants me to dress up as a wood elf for halloween.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.
dicktatorship by pissamind November 22, 2009
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