Dicktopous

A dick shaped as an octopous

Saras realized that Tom had a dicktopous

by Dicktopous queen September 10, 2016

dictopus

A large phallic shaped object or character with eight arms that are also phallic in appearance. This is most commonly seen resembling an octopus with it's head and tentacles replaced by penises. This was originally created by Christopher Phillips

Wow, that is quite an impressive dictopus drawing you have there.

by Syscon May 24, 2017

dicktorus

A clitorus of such a large size it resembles a small penis.

Oh my honey! I turned you on and it appears your clitorus looks like a dick! I shall name it Dicktorus

by BigCountry1 January 16, 2011

Dickopause

The process a man goes through when losing his Penis, This is similar to menopause in which a women goes through losing her ability to have children, the man will become very easily agitated, and become quite violent often. Fear not only lasts 4 months. If it lasts longer end all contact for it may be more than just Dickopaus.

Jamie - "Man my boyfriend is being an ass i think he's going through Dickopause."

Sherry - "Oh that sucks my boyfriend went through that last year."

by Rice Krizpy November 21, 2010

dicktorious

A man who's notorious for having a large and/or able penis.

"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"

"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."

by anotherjenny October 15, 2011

Dicktopus

When you're friend is a dick and are out of swear words.

YOU ARE SUCH A DICKTOPUS!

by DREGDD November 27, 2016

dicktopus

A octopus with multiple, multiple, multiple dicks that are intertwined and long

"Man I went all out with her last night"

"Did you do the dicktopus like o told you to do?"

"Hell ya!!"

by Shoniquashaquila December 6, 2016