Dickstupid 

When another person acts or makes their self look stupid because they LOVE the sex from a male so much they will stupidly over look a bunch of dumb shit just so they can keep getting that same great sex. When a guys sex is the reason you keep going back making yourself look like an idiot.

Sister-1" he cheated on you? So you broke up with him right?"
Sister137- " well he said SHE didn't mean anything to him, she's never going to be able to talk MY place and so I was like .....wait I gotta call you back he's coming in the door now."

Sister1-" girl you are dickstupid AF!"

Dickstupid by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 23, 2019

dick stupid 

when a man is so turned on sexually he can no longer think straight, he is said to be "dick stupid." When a man is "dick stupid," he is likely to do anything to please his prospective partner.

"Once I got him all dick stupid, I made him promise to buy me that necklace we had seen earlier in the day."

dick stupid by robert h. February 3, 2006

dicksquid 

sperm that can be felt wiggling

omg my dicksquid are all over your face

dicksquid by Spooginator April 13, 2007

Distupid 

Dumb and stupid combined
Used when your boyfriend or friend believes something totally ridiculous and dumb just wont cover it!

He is so distupid!!!

Distupid by Maigc FISH!!! January 7, 2010

distupided 

Stupid behaviour that is contagious. ie the-apple-in-a-bag game

"He was acting distupided and soon the entire class was too."

distupided by Skanky McSkank March 25, 2005

dickspiders 

Hair which either grows generally in groups and is evident along the upper shaft of a penis and can cause discomfort during sexual interactions.

Nicky had to stop fucking John because John's plague of dickspiders were irritating her twat.

Merv aka "The Cactai" was handed his nickname due to the appearance of his erect penis with an excessive amount of dickspiders.

Murray was scared to shower in the changerooms after the footy due to the boys ribbing him about his dickspider epidemic.

dickspiders by whitto April 9, 2008

Dick Stupid 

When you allow yourself to be mistreated because he has a good dick..

Besides getting you dick stupid, what does he do for you?

Dick Stupid by ~smart One July 15, 2019