Dickstilts

A sturdy piece of wood used to keep a penis erect. Before medications such as Cialis and Viagra people used Dickstilts.

Hey man wanna come over later and pound my ass? Only if you remember your Dickstilts last time you couldn't stay hard.

by Dick Liquor September 25, 2021

Dickstitch

Noun

1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.

2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.

Examples

1. Chris Cornell had some great dickstitch.

2. What a dickstitch.

by Cornellathon November 29, 2017

Dicktits

1. The appearance of breasts created by holding one's scrotum tightly against one's penis shaft, so that the testicles appear as the aforementioned breasts, with the head of the penis as the head of a tiny woman. Works best if the penis is both circumcised and shaved. However, a hairy penis and/or ballsack can give the hilarious impression of a busty gorilla.

2. An angry interjection used to express frustration.

3. An insult implying stupidity or annoyance.

1. Person 1: "Hey dude, check out these huge dicktits!"
Person 2: "You're a fag."

2. "Fucking dicktits! I hit my goddamn thumb with this hammer!"

3. "Stop being such a fucking dicktit, you goddamn assmunching cheesedick moron."

by Japhasca July 26, 2011

Dicktits

a new form of insult or phrase to express anger or surprise.

This test is gonna be dicktits.

shut up dicktits

by nutshak February 24, 2009

Dicktits

1. A response to being asked "what's up", meaning that so little in the day has been eventful that the vigorous masturbating of one's tits has been the only source of entertainment. Usually followed by a two-handed gesture where one mimes jerking of the nipples.

2. A general profanity, used to exclaim surprise, anger, or disappointment.

1. Zach: "Hey man, what's up today?"

Jamey: "Meh, dicktits." *mimics nipple jerking*

2. *Walks into a swarm of bees*

Paul: "Sweet merciful dicktits!"

by SharkBass028 August 4, 2011

dicktits

Titdicks grow on females. In place of the nipple there are dicks. yes, these dicks can be erected. They are mainly used to slap males across there faces or to have an orgy.

But theres only 3 of us girls, yeah but I have dicktits so we dont need the strap-on.

by CClark mcfly April 2, 2009

dicktits

Found on old women. Tits that hang long and skinny like a flaccid dick. Often with large nipples that cover the whole tip, just like the head of a dick.

Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.

Guy: Is there something about Mary
Dude: No, but theres something about her room mate. Look the dicktits on that old broad.

by Bdamn December 19, 2010