Dicks In the Dirt

A gathering of people, generally men, who talk incessantly about sports, sports scores, players stats, upcoming draft picks, coaches fired and hired, blahblah blah. Just never ending, mind numbing sports discussions that seem to rehash the same damn info over and over. A gaggle of guys talking the talk with their dicks dragging the dirt.

June: Who are all those guys in the break room? They're there everytime I go get coffee?

Martha: Just a bunch of dicks in the dirt- you know the rangers lost last night so that's a 2 hour discussion for them.

by Pamann May 10, 2012

dick in the dirt

Face down in the dirt or ground.

I knocked his dick in the dirt. (red necked)

That baseball hit him so hard, it put his dick in the dirt.

by ootsae May 15, 2005

Dick in the dirt

When someone gets knocked down or unconscious face first.

That pot brownie knocked Billy's dick in the dirt.

by Benstoned May 1, 2019

knock his dick in the dirt

To "knock his/their dick in the dirt" indicates a humiliating or violent setback has been suffered, often in sports.

Knock his dick in the dirt

That sack sure knocked their dick in the dirt!

by Abh3 September 25, 2017

knock my dick in the dirt

Knock my dick in the dirt

Damn that's a strong ass drink. It will probly knock my dick in the dirt!

by Scotty1962 May 29, 2017

slam my dick in the dirt

The ultimate insult. To insult one's manhood.

Man she was harsh, she slammed my dick in the dirt.

by John March 14, 2005

Dick in the Dirt

To knock someone out or fuck them up.

In Harold and Kumar: Escape to Guantanamo Bay, at the whorehouse in Texas, after "NPH" brands one of the whores, the the Madame goes to retrieve her shotgun and yells, "Time to put your dick in the dirt!"

by FancyDancy October 17, 2010