Definitions by Pamann
Dicks In the Dirt
A gathering of people, generally men, who talk incessantly about sports, sports scores, players stats, upcoming draft picks, coaches fired and hired, blahblah blah. Just never ending, mind numbing sports discussions that seem to rehash the same damn info over and over. A gaggle of guys talking the talk with their dicks dragging the dirt.
June: Who are all those guys in the break room? They're there everytime I go get coffee?
Martha: Just a bunch of dicks in the dirt- you know the rangers lost last night so that's a 2 hour discussion for them.
Martha: Just a bunch of dicks in the dirt- you know the rangers lost last night so that's a 2 hour discussion for them.
Dicks In the Dirt by Pamann May 10, 2012
baking fool
A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety
Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.
baking fool by Pamann December 16, 2011
Blackbuster Video
An unauthorized copy of a movie currently showing in theaters. A black market DVD copy/burn of a movie not yet officially released to DVD. Black can be in reference to a "hood" copy, also illegally obtained and viewed in home or via media source.
Terrence: I loved that movie Limitless. You should see it. I watched it at my house last night.
Sara: I thought that was still in theaters...? How could you watch it at home?
Terrence: We had a Blackbuster Video copy. I know a guy that gets me all the new movies before they're released.
Sara: I thought that was still in theaters...? How could you watch it at home?
Terrence: We had a Blackbuster Video copy. I know a guy that gets me all the new movies before they're released.
Blackbuster Video by Pamann May 14, 2011
Muffin Sock
a sock, usually knee high or similar, worn by an extremely tubby person, causing the the flesh to bulge over the top of the sock similar to breakfast muffin overflow.
Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.
Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.
Rick: did you see that roller derby chick?
Dale: with the knee high socks..?
Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!
Dale: with the knee high socks..?
Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!
Muffin Sock by Pamann May 7, 2011
birthday month
Due to scheduling conflicts and belated responses, when gifts continue to be given in recognition of ones birthday over a lengthy period of time, sometimes as much as a month or more. A really great occurrence that stretches ones birthday perks out indefinitely.
Mike: hey, why did the boss buy your lunch today?
Sue: For my birthday.
Mike: I thought your birthday was last week?
Sue: it was, but it's my birthday month.
Sue: For my birthday.
Mike: I thought your birthday was last week?
Sue: it was, but it's my birthday month.
birthday month by Pamann April 21, 2011