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Dickritos 

When a white guy has a big bag of Doritos and a mexican attempts to take some and the white guy proceeds to put the bag in his pants and continues eating them from his pants so the mexican can't and won't get them.
Brown Man: Gimmie some Doritos CJ
Cracker Jack: BITCH HANDS THE FUCK OFF OF MY DICKRITOS
Dickritos by Spornge Berb May 30, 2018

dickoritous

Suffering from a case of always being a dick
I have a case of dickoritous!

dickritic 

a piece o' shite critic who interferes hwence interference is not called for.

OR

a hand puppy for virgins.
"Nice pants, faggot"
"Quit being a dickritic and get back to shaving your nether-back, you piece 'o critic"

"Terrence"
"Yes Philip"
"What's that critic on your lap?"
"Oh, that's my dickritic"
dickritic by Alessio Datura January 12, 2022

DickiToni Soup 

A Italian Wedding Soup with extra Love in it . Stirred by the chef himself Kareem.
A special Italian Soup homemade.

would you like some Dickitoni Soup it's our Special tonight homemade by the shef himself Kareem.
DickiToni Soup by Debbie Dunlap April 25, 2023

dicklitoris

Elongated, 'dick'-shaped clitoris. Woman uninterested in femininity. Masculine woman with a large dicklitoris.
Keep ya 'dicklitoris' in ya pants.
Deep throating your dicklitoris got me gag reflex.
dicklitoris by Hermuffwrotdat January 9, 2025
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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