Dickrito

When you wrap a soft tortilla shell filled with taco meat around your penis while having your dick sucked.

HEY NICOLE, YOU WANT A DICKRITO?

by Flat Jack June 12, 2021

Dickritos

When a white guy has a big bag of Doritos and a mexican attempts to take some and the white guy proceeds to put the bag in his pants and continues eating them from his pants so the mexican can't and won't get them.

Brown Man: Gimmie some Doritos CJ
Cracker Jack: BITCH HANDS THE FUCK OFF OF MY DICKRITOS

by Spornge Berb May 30, 2018

dickoritous

Suffering from a case of always being a dick

I have a case of dickoritous!

by Something special May 23, 2018

dickritic

a piece o' shite critic who interferes hwence interference is not called for.

OR

a hand puppy for virgins.

"Nice pants, faggot"
"Quit being a dickritic and get back to shaving your nether-back, you piece 'o critic"

"Terrence"
"Yes Philip"
"What's that critic on your lap?"
"Oh, that's my dickritic"

by Alessio Datura January 12, 2022

DickiToni Soup

A Italian Wedding Soup with extra Love in it . Stirred by the chef himself Kareem.

A special Italian Soup homemade.

would you like some Dickitoni Soup it's our Special tonight homemade by the shef himself Kareem.

by Debbie Dunlap April 25, 2023

dicklitoris

Elongated, 'dick'-shaped clitoris. Woman uninterested in femininity. Masculine woman with a large dicklitoris.

Keep ya 'dicklitoris' in ya pants.
Deep throating your dicklitoris got me gag reflex.

by Hermuffwrotdat January 9, 2025