a piece o' shite critic who interferes hwence interference is not called for.
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a hand puppy for virgins.
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a hand puppy for virgins.
"Nice pants, faggot"
"Quit being a dickritic and get back to shaving your nether-back, you piece 'o critic"
"Terrence"
"Yes Philip"
"What's that critic on your lap?"
"Oh, that's my dickritic"
"Quit being a dickritic and get back to shaving your nether-back, you piece 'o critic"
"Terrence"
"Yes Philip"
"What's that critic on your lap?"
"Oh, that's my dickritic"
by Alessio Datura January 12, 2022
Get the dickritic mug.A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."
by knight_visionn December 6, 2009
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Dickriding is when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person. This person acts like a groupie in hopes of obtaining extra cool points with that person.
Dickriding=commenting on every status a person puts up on facebook or twitter. Commenting on and liking every photo a certain person puts up on facebook whether or not the status makes sense. Usually the commenting and liking happens within the first minute of the posting.
by LADY Inc November 14, 2011
Get the Dickriding mug.When a person is always being a follower towards another person. Always want to be a groupie to someone. Always hanging out with them like they’re their bitch. Sucking up to ; to make theirself look inferior to someone.
by Unknown.lover May 8, 2018
Get the Dickriding mug.To be so hypnotized by (or obsessed with) a guy's dick that a girl/guy will let them do crazy things and they think nothing is wrong with it
Jill got so dickmitized by that unemployed guy who smokes pot and sleeps on the beach that she let him borrow her car for a month and he drove it into the ocean.
by Mr. Cynical DC August 1, 2010
Get the dickmitized mug.Every group of friends has that one cocky member with an attitude that can only be perfectly defined as a "dickbitch".
"Tony, stop taking two hits every time the pipe passes by your way, dickbitch!"
"Tony, stop taking two hits every time the pipe passes by your way, dickbitch!"
by sdmark619 April 29, 2010
Get the dickbitch mug.Someone who acts like a dick, but acts like a lil'bitch when someone acts like a dick towards them, basically they can dish it but can't take it.
Steve was acting like a Dick all night, but when Bobby called him out he whined like a lil'bitch. Yeah Steve's a dickbitch.
by JolliestRoger November 28, 2018
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