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Dickappointment 

Don’t make the grave mistake of confusing this for “dick appointment”. This is when you’ve had regular and satisfactory dick appointments with someone and one day the sex is no longer good.
I used to dream about how good the sex was, but this last time, he couldn’t keep it up or in and he basically just laid there. It was such a dickappointment. I can’t even look at him the same anymore.

Dickappointment 

The feeling of disappointment you experience after having sex with someone whose penis was not what you were expecting/hoping for in a pee pee.
"We had sex but I was extremely dickappointed."

"The sex was a dickappointment."
Dickappointment by Hazelnoots October 8, 2014

dickappointment 

Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.
**Female: Damn, I was really looking forward to getting that dick-down this weekend....but he decided that wouldn't work (dickappointment). Thinking he could get a rain check. Silly Man.

**Male: Damn, I was gonna put it on ole girl in Va this wkend , But my ppl from college are coming to my town, ill get with Miss Va. some other time......only to realize there are no 2nd chances-dickappointment

Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.
dickappointment by MaleCollector December 1, 2015

Disappointment 

Running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first.
Austin breaking his nose sure was a disappointment
Disappointment by FALLEN MC February 3, 2009

Disappointment island 

An island where high schoolers go after finals exams are over
After finals me and my entire high school went to disappointment island

Disappointment 

The emotion that you feel when your Urban Dictionary definition gets rejected.
My definition got rejected. I feel mass disappointment.
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Throat Sweats 

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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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