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Cranial Dick Slap. To smack someone in or about the forehead region with ones penis.
Private McDaniel administered a CDS on Private Varner.
by bandit darville October 21, 2008
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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In legal or police jargon, CDS is an acronym for "Controlled Dangerous Substance".
The suspect was charged with possession of CDS.
by EJ Lugo April 27, 2006
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"Cold, Dark, Suck," also heard as "Cold, Dark, Snow," is the time when winter begins to manifest itself with reduced daylight and colder temperatures. The darkness is particularly noticeable the first day Daylight Saving Time ends.
It's dark. CDS is upon us.
by durette November 06, 2016
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(n) College Dick Sucker; someone who is willing to do anything and everything for college
I respect getting into good colleges, but that guy is just a total CDS
by Toilet Mike April 14, 2016
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Hey man, come out to my car and let's listen to these cd's.

Dude, bring over some cd's tonight and we'll sit around a while.
by Woo July 25, 2003
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caucasian denial symptom - one someone white by birth, pretends that they are not to seem "cool"
People who spout random phrases that seem "black" but they use them far too often.
by What does it matter? April 30, 2003
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