The male alternative to a female vajazzle. The reason for the "er" at the end is because men have a meat and two veg i.e penis and balls vs a single fanny hole also known as a vagina or cunt.
A dickjazzler, also spelled dickgazzle or glitter penis is a form of genital decoration, formed by the application of crystal ornaments on the shaved mons pubis of a man.
When you want to have a shiny cock you'd go to your local dickjazzlee for a dickjazzler. They would make your dick jazzle like the queen of englands crown on a coronation.
When you want to have a shiny cock you'd go to your local dickjazzlee for a dickjazzler. They would make your dick jazzle like the queen of englands crown on a coronation.
by seojoe August 03, 2022
Someone that is so obnoxious and rude, has a very high opinion of themselves in a pompous way are an Arsecunt. In addition, it’s a better insult that supersedes just calling someone a cunt.
An Arsecunt is both an anus hole and Vagina in one that has been damaged beyond recognition due to being pummelled and the skin between the anus hole and vagina has gone.
An Arsecunt is both an anus hole and Vagina in one that has been damaged beyond recognition due to being pummelled and the skin between the anus hole and vagina has gone.
Why are you such an Arsecunt James? You are just an awful human and everything that comes out of your mouth is awful.
by seojoe June 12, 2024