dickwonk

A derogative term for slapping the inside of a girls cheek with your dick, the phrase "get wonked" is commonly used as i describes all the agressor's inner feelings. such as racism.

"i gave her the maddest dickwonk" - Abraham Lincoln 2k16
"what are your plans with my daughter" "Dickwonk" - Bali Rai 2k10

by xX_Dan_F0ster_Xx April 19, 2018

Dickwank

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) who acts in an appalling manner. One who deserves insult. Can be used in reference to prominent public figures who offend, say a sportsman who performs terribly. However, it is more commonly used to insult those around you.

Dave! Stop stealing my cookies you dickwank...

by Dave Ex August 25, 2008

Dickhonk

When someone tries to goose you but grabs your business instead.

Bro1: Dude!? Inappropriate!
Bro2: What? It was just a harmless goose.
Bro1: Yeah, but that you totally dickhonked me!

by Brosefstalin October 20, 2009

dickwanker

A boy who is extremely immature compared to his age.
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.

Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"

*Boy walks passed*

Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life

Girl 2: What about your ex?

Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker

by freetimeconstantly. September 5, 2011

dickwank

a person who is an absolute moron fuck.

fuck your a dickwank!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

dickwanked

got slapped by a males penis while he is masterbating

bruv you jus got dickwanked harshlyy

by Hannah Shoesmith October 18, 2008

dickdonkulous

An extension of ridonkulous; used predominantly in reference to subjects that are amazing, rather than absurd.

Vince Carter dunking over that 7'2" French gump in the olympics was totally dickdonkulous.

by Peter Rothbart May 6, 2006