Dickgripper

Gold digger to the next level. She understands that the fastest way ito a man's wallet is through his penis. She believes if she sucks hard enough, her sugar daddy's penis will start spitting c-notes into her mouth. She's a go getter and has a hand shake pressure strength of over 130 pounds per square inch. She loves to love her sugar daddy because her daddy issues disappear and she can feel like she is awesome at something.

"Did you see John's new dickgripper? She could suck a bowling ball through turkey baster"

by Cory ToTheG January 8, 2024

Dickskipper

1. An individual who passes over ones penis in the act of giving a full body massage.

2. One who skips a dick.

I went to massage parlor and this Korean woman gave me this full body massage and I have got to say she's a real dickskipper.

by Nip Slaper December 18, 2013

Dickflipper

A person that flips their dick up and down like a monkey, like they are de-evolving into a monkey.

A slang term for a dumb person.

Take the popcorn out of the microwave you dickflipper

Why do you have to be such a dickflipper, Gilligan?

by Bruce Wayner March 1, 2009

dicksipper

One who engages in gay sexual activity which evolves drinking cum

"Holy fuck I had no idea Roberto was a dicksipper!"

by Shatterpulse July 17, 2007

dickysipper

One who participates in the act of sucking and or licking of the penis.

She like to suck a lot of cock... shes a dickysipper.

by BIG CHOPS April 14, 2008

dickripper

In Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mr. Wongburger's minions that do the dick ripping dirty work for the construction of his dickship. Also used to describe somebody in an extremely negative manner.

"The dickrippers are looking for Carl."
"You god damned dirty dickripper! You spilt bong water all over my new carpet!"

by Whirlybird January 11, 2008

Dickslipper

A rubber tube that rolls onto your junk to ensure that you may not jizz into yo bitch while doin' it and protects yo junk from STD's(dick disease)at the same time!!!

Howard:Hey bro did you get with that chick last night or what?
Ronald:Yea bro but that bitch made me wear a dickslipper
Howard:What a slut.

by TAYGEN March 30, 2009