Dicketrie

A form of trickery where you act like a complete and total dick

When playing a game of pool and you purposely snooker someone that is an act of Dicketrie

by JakAthey November 2, 2018

Uniform Dickstribution

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.

Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.

by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

dickette

Dickette, the term a woman uses to refer to a man's useless small cock, baby dick or tiny dick. Often smaller than her clit.

Jill had her cuckold husband doug lower his trousers to show Jill's new boy friend Leyland his pink panties. He laughed that he had never seen a smaller panty bulge and agreed that doug's dickette must be smaller than a clit.

by Source: Jills cuckold doug September 1, 2008

Hick-dickering

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010

get dickered

Getting completely and utterly wasted.

Also comes with a sticker.

Dude I got sooooooo dickered the other night

Is that the get dickered sticker?

by thegetdickeredsticker May 12, 2014

dickervention

When you and your friends decide that a friend needs and intervention regarding his dickishness.

Hey Manny is such a dick, we need a dickervention.

by CommonDraccus January 27, 2013

dicktired

Complete exhaustion of body, mind, and spirit after a long session of strenuous sex.

Gib wanted to go chase some hoes but I was dicktired after 15 hours with that Asian girl. I couldn’t even think about getting out of bed.

by Dickmythology December 6, 2019