Dickerdoke

When somebody is messing around and making a general mess of things

"Yeah Ryan Was being a real Dickerdoke yesterday."

Dickerdoke by not_cute January 26, 2026

dickbroken 

The sexual equivalent of heartbroken. "Heartbroken" denoting being in love or at least having some sort of emotional attachment to a girl and being rejected. "Dickbroken" denotes being incredibly physically attracted to a woman and before any sort of relationship or emotional attachment occurs one is rejected.

After spending the night gawking at her incredible ass, I finally went up and introduced myself. She rolled her eyes and walked away, I was utterly dickbroken.

dickbroken by Banjo Fist October 27, 2005

getting dickersoned 

Dating back to the late 1700s was a family who were often found in groups preying on other people of inferior intelligence. Often mocking and having fun at the other people's expense. Correcting them when they were frequently wrong.
It is said that when found alone or very small groups they could appear to be sympathetic to others ill informed ideas or thoughts. But quickly gather almost out of thin air to harass and berate people of lesser intelligence. Tolerable in small groups but ruthless in large numbers much like a wolf pack.

I posted a false claim on social media and was quickly getting dickersoned

getting dickersoned by Ma G January 22, 2017

dickerdoodle 

A cookie in the shape of a penis. Has received the most notoriety on Penny Arcade with a yearly contest in where individuals are encouraged to post pictures of creating/enjoying the pastry.

Can also mean two or more men in a spa

These dickerdoodles are delicious!

No I don't want to get into the spa with you, it'll be like we are making dickerdoodle soup!

dickerdoodle by ezdu March 13, 2010

dickerdoodle 

v. To waste time on nonessential hobbies or interests. Usually in the presence of other people, ignoring them. In general to screw around.

Frequently used in the present participle tense: dickerdoodling

n. Anything you want dickerdoodle to represent. Usually an object or food. Often used when one forgets the name of the object.

Verb:
Michael: "Hey Spence what do you think of my new Clark shoes?"
... no answer... Spence is playing on his new iPhone
Michael: "Spence STOP dickerdoodling on your new iPhone and look at my damn shoes!"

TBone: "Hey Spencer what are you doing today?"
Spence: "I'm just gonna dickerdoodle at home today."

Noun:
Michael: "Hey Mr. Al can you pass the dickerdoodle?" (pointing to the television remote)
Mr. Al: "No problem"

Sitting at Olive Garden waiting for a seat and the buzzer starts to vibrate.
Michael: "Oh shoot bud! Finally this dickerdoodle to going off!"

dickerdoodle by mjdavila October 1, 2010

dickersore 

a canker sore transimted to your dick from getting head

I told her to use toothpaste after i got that 4 inch wide dickersore!

dickersore by revler January 6, 2008

Dickerdoodle

A Dickerdoodle is someone with the middle name of Patrick, is extremely FAT, eats exclusively junk food, and masturbates to Roblox pornography.

That Bryson guy is such a Dickerdoodle…

Dickerdoodle by BB,BUBBA? October 16, 2025