M-Chill's definitions

Moody Marlin

A bipolar or overly emotional female who has a fishy vaginal odor.

"Damn, Samantha sure is a Moody Marlin today."

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Kansas Kazoo

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.

We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Himalayan Handspring

A female who does a back handspring topless.

We watched as the Denver Broncos cheerleaders were doing Himalayan Handsprings all day long.

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Dirty Koala

A female who only sleeps and eats dick all day similar to the daily routine of the world's favorite marsupial.

"Katrina needs to get a job and stop being a dirty koala."

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Uncle Sam Slam

When two individuals have sexual intercourse in the cowgirl position at the base of the Lincoln Memorial while waving several American flags.

"Nothin' says God Bless America like a good ole Uncle Sam Slam!"

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Sanchez Slammer

Dipping your penis in a mixture of salsa, sour cream, and tabasco then repeatedly pounding your woman in the vagina until her clitoris turns bright red. Eventually jizzing on a whole-wheat tortilla feeding it to her as she cums.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Slammer until her eyes popped out of her sockets.

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Seattle Steamroller

The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.

I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.

by M-Chill December 19, 2012