Kansas Kazoo

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.
We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.
by M-Chill December 21, 2012
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Greek Geyser

The action of shooting your load into a girl's mouth full of feta cheese.
"The best part of my trip to Greece was giving seven Greek Geysers."
by M-Chill December 19, 2012
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Sanchez Slammer

Dipping your penis in a mixture of salsa, sour cream, and tabasco then repeatedly pounding your woman in the vagina until her clitoris turns bright red. Eventually jizzing on a whole-wheat tortilla feeding it to her as she cums.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Slammer until her eyes popped out of her sockets.
by M-Chill December 19, 2012
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Chilled Cobra

The fetish process of taking an erect penis and placing it into a freezer for several minutes, then inserting it into a vagina giving her a sudden cold sharp feeling similar to that of a snake bite.
"Dude, I gave the best chilled cobra last night!"
by M-Chill December 19, 2012
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Uncle Sam Slam

When two individuals have sexual intercourse in the cowgirl position at the base of the Lincoln Memorial while waving several American flags.
"Nothin' says God Bless America like a good ole Uncle Sam Slam!"
by M-Chill December 21, 2012
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Himalayan Handspring

We watched as the Denver Broncos cheerleaders were doing Himalayan Handsprings all day long.
by M-Chill December 21, 2012
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Dirty Koala

A female who only sleeps and eats dick all day similar to the daily routine of the world's favorite marsupial.
"Katrina needs to get a job and stop being a dirty koala."
by M-Chill December 21, 2012
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