M-Chill's definitions

Kansas Kazoo

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.

We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Dickson Derby

The dangerous act of masturbating on a thoroughbred horse as it gallops at full speed across a prairie.

Boy 1: "Wow, he's become a pro at the Dickson Derby."
Boy 2: "I know, look at him go."

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Triceracox

The sexual act of placing a curved penis between a pair of pointed breasts, while deeply moaning and scuffing the right leg against a hard surface. This arousement will increase nipple and girth size causing the woman to see a close-up image of a triceratops.

"Last night my best friend's girlfriend said she saw a Triceracox"

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Beautiful Blaze

Taking a hit of marijuana between a girl’s breasts and exhaling into her mouth. Eventually, the smoke will exit her buttocks smelling like laundry sheets.

"Hey baby can I beautiful blaze ya?"

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Seattle Steamroller

The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.

I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Moody Marlin

A bipolar or overly emotional female who has a fishy vaginal odor.

"Damn, Samantha sure is a Moody Marlin today."

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Dirty Koala

A female who only sleeps and eats dick all day similar to the daily routine of the world's favorite marsupial.

"Katrina needs to get a job and stop being a dirty koala."

by M-Chill December 21, 2012