M-Chill's definitions

Dickson Derby

The dangerous act of masturbating on a thoroughbred horse as it gallops at full speed across a prairie.

Boy 1: "Wow, he's become a pro at the Dickson Derby."
Boy 2: "I know, look at him go."

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Triceracox

The sexual act of placing a curved penis between a pair of pointed breasts, while deeply moaning and scuffing the right leg against a hard surface. This arousement will increase nipple and girth size causing the woman to see a close-up image of a triceratops.

"Last night my best friend's girlfriend said she saw a Triceracox"

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Chilled Cobra

The fetish process of taking an erect penis and placing it into a freezer for several minutes, then inserting it into a vagina giving her a sudden cold sharp feeling similar to that of a snake bite.

"Dude, I gave the best chilled cobra last night!"

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Kansas Kazoo

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.

We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Beautiful Blaze

Taking a hit of marijuana between a girl’s breasts and exhaling into her mouth. Eventually, the smoke will exit her buttocks smelling like laundry sheets.

"Hey baby can I beautiful blaze ya?"

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Seattle Steamroller

The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.

I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Himalayan Handspring

A female who does a back handspring topless.

We watched as the Denver Broncos cheerleaders were doing Himalayan Handsprings all day long.

by M-Chill December 21, 2012