Kansas Kazoo

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.

We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Seattle Steamroller

The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.

I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Beautiful Blaze

Taking a hit of marijuana between a girl’s breasts and exhaling into her mouth. Eventually, the smoke will exit her buttocks smelling like laundry sheets.

"Hey baby can I beautiful blaze ya?"

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Chilled Cobra

The fetish process of taking an erect penis and placing it into a freezer for several minutes, then inserting it into a vagina giving her a sudden cold sharp feeling similar to that of a snake bite.

"Dude, I gave the best chilled cobra last night!"

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Uncle Sam Slam

When two individuals have sexual intercourse in the cowgirl position at the base of the Lincoln Memorial while waving several American flags.

"Nothin' says God Bless America like a good ole Uncle Sam Slam!"

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Himalayan Handspring

A female who does a back handspring topless.

We watched as the Denver Broncos cheerleaders were doing Himalayan Handsprings all day long.

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Moody Marlin

A bipolar or overly emotional female who has a fishy vaginal odor.

"Damn, Samantha sure is a Moody Marlin today."

by M-Chill December 21, 2012