Definitions by M-Chill

Moody Marlin 

A bipolar or overly emotional female who has a fishy vaginal odor.

"Damn, Samantha sure is a Moody Marlin today."

Moody Marlin by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Kansas Kazoo 

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.

We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.

Kansas Kazoo by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Himalayan Handspring 

A female who does a back handspring topless.

We watched as the Denver Broncos cheerleaders were doing Himalayan Handsprings all day long.

Himalayan Handspring by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Dirty Koala 

A female who only sleeps and eats dick all day similar to the daily routine of the world's favorite marsupial.

"Katrina needs to get a job and stop being a dirty koala."

Dirty Koala by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Uncle Sam Slam 

When two individuals have sexual intercourse in the cowgirl position at the base of the Lincoln Memorial while waving several American flags.

"Nothin' says God Bless America like a good ole Uncle Sam Slam!"

Uncle Sam Slam by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Seattle Steamroller

The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.

I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.

Seattle Steamroller by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Dickson Derby 

The dangerous act of masturbating on a thoroughbred horse as it gallops at full speed across a prairie.

Boy 1: "Wow, he's become a pro at the Dickson Derby."
Boy 2: "I know, look at him go."

Dickson Derby by M-Chill December 19, 2012