dickbleed

N. A person who acts like their dick is bleeding

"Whats up dickbleed?"

by Peetz September 5, 2005

Dickbleed

Dickbleed refers to the male's daily menstrual cycle, that all men go through starting at the age of 12.

The doctor looked surprised as he slowly moved towards the phone, "Dickbleeding?"

by MyPenisIsFine December 11, 2020

Dickweed

1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.

My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.

by Phuqit October 11, 2006

DICK WEED or DICKWEED

Ultramaroon; Dumb ass idiot; Corporate fool.

"Thom Beers of Discovery Channel is a fucking dick weed."

by Wee Lil Tigrrr April 19, 2004

Dicksleeves

What they should call the song "Greensleeves" cause that song sucks

I hate that song played on a pan flute in the gift stores . Fuckin’ Dicksleeves.

by Rmwz March 7, 2018

dickspeed

1)How fast the dongcopter goes

2)Any tempo over 1400 in Mario Paint Composer. It's so fast it seems to catch up with the dongcopter.

1)The dongcopter has broken the dick barrier and gone into cock 1.

2)Holy Jesus flakes! With a tempo of 2600 that song would have gone into dickspeed 4 times and back!

by moot#faggot February 4, 2009

Dickweed

An arrogant, ignorant imbecile incapable of forming a single coherent thought in their pea brain. Originating from the word Dickhead , this extension of dickhead adds the weed factor, explaining that syou are not only an asshole and a prick , but you are an unoriginal, asshole/prick and not in any way special or different. That there are in fact many like you in the world, nothing but a pest that should be torn from the earth and burned before the seed spreads and creates more dickweeds. (I.e your children)

Kill it before it lays eggs.

Ugh pull your head out of you ass and stop being such a dickweed

by Theaussiecat February 28, 2015