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Just like breastfeeding but replace the breasts with your dick and an infant with a hot chick.
Hipster 1: Yo man that chick from last night was sooo hot, did you dickfeed her?
Hipster 2: No man, the date rape was wearing off and I had to get out of there.
dickfeed by Hipster Doofus. October 3, 2008

Dickweed 

1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.
Dickweed by Phuqit October 11, 2006

DICK WEED or DICKWEED 

Ultramaroon; Dumb ass idiot; Corporate fool.
"Thom Beers of Discovery Channel is a fucking dick weed."

Dickweed 

An arrogant, ignorant imbecile incapable of forming a single coherent thought in their pea brain. Originating from the word Dickhead , this extension of dickhead adds the weed factor, explaining that syou are not only an asshole and a prick , but you are an unoriginal, asshole/prick and not in any way special or different. That there are in fact many like you in the world, nothing but a pest that should be torn from the earth and burned before the seed spreads and creates more dickweeds. (I.e your children)
Kill it before it lays eggs.

Ugh pull your head out of you ass and stop being such a dickweed
Dickweed by Theaussiecat February 28, 2015

Dickneedle 

someone who acts like an ass for reasons unknown. Probably because they hate their lives for one reason or another.
Ishu is such a Dickneedle. Why does he keep acting like this?
Dickneedle by bob4561234 January 22, 2019

sweatbeatle-dickweed

1) A person who combines the negative traits of a sweatbeatle and a dickweed;


2) A term of disparagement-- commonly used among robots.
I used to believe in 9/11 conspiracies, but then I decided not to be a sweatbeatle-dickweed.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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