The right to say NO to any types of sensual/sexual interaction and not give into peer pressure.
Megan: “The Dickclaration of Pussypendence states, ‘When engaged in intercourse or the like, each party reserves the right to dissolve the union at any time.’"
Toni: “What?”
Megan: “Baby, you always have the choice not to hook-up.”
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"