DickWhisker

Pubic haires that grow on the penis shaft.

Dr. are these pubes on my actual wiener? No, those are just dickwhiskers.

by MouthOfThaSouth April 10, 2021

Dickwicker

Someone who holds a heated desire for another's penis. Or, someone who flames my dick.

Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."

by Coombsie Von Mallen June 12, 2011

Dickwhittery

The whit of dicks; pure and utter nonsense from a complete asshole; something so stupid it is both nonsensical and dickish in nature; see asshattery

Richard wants us all to come in 3 hours early at work so we can make sure the automatic lights come on but he's going to sleep in; that's pure dickwhittery!

by TheoldBeardman November 19, 2020

Dickwicker

Dipping the tip of your dick into an expectant hole, with the aim of pleasuring yourself to the point of draining your man juice into said hole. Hole in this case can either be vaginal, rectal, or oral.

I'm a dickwicker

by Cumpump June 16, 2010

dick whisker

A pesky hair growing on the shaft of the penis; or a particularly annoying person (usually male).

Ouch, something is pulling on one of my dick whiskers; or
I can't stand hanging around with Ken because he is such a dick whisker.

by Max December 30, 2004

dickthinker

A man with sexual motives or a man "thinking with his dick"

Wheres Matt tonight?

Ohh hes with his girlfriend.

...Such a "dickthinker"

Haaard.

by Wayne-OH February 20, 2011

DickWhistler

A sluty chick that always has a cock in her mouth

Katie got sick at the reunion, not from the food but from all the DickWhistler she had done with the brothers at the BBQ

by DR.S Moostie June 17, 2019