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dick decked

When you get hit in the eye so hard by a dick, it looks like you got punched.
Ashley has a swollen eye because she was dick decked by Ryan.

Double Decker Dick 

When two men grab their own dicks and pull them back opposite of each other and release at the same time. This releasing a shockwave.
David and Gery did a double decker dick and now their in a coma.
Double Decker Dick by Niggaeatass69 November 14, 2017

double decker dick gang 

"you ever heard of double decker dick gang?"
"no?"
"theyre all gay, and have double decker dicks."
double decker dick gang by milocicle November 13, 2021

double decker dick 

a rather, obscurely large penis. it usually has the size of about 5 double-decker buses. double decker dicks are uncommon, though some males have one much similar. for an example, brown's big wanger.
person: hey, did you see that double decker dick on the news?
person 2: yeah! it was so massive! but not as big as brown's big wanger.
double decker dick by dabmaster11037 December 17, 2019

Double Decker Dick 

The act of leaving a turd in the toilet and making your gay partner flush it with their penis
I double decker dick'd my boyfriend and he wont let me use the bathroom anymore.
Double Decker Dick by Soggy Cocks December 23, 2017

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Ash Kash is the only know master of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo that is currently living. Predecessors pass this move down the most talented pupil.
Bro 1: Bro! Ash Kash just pulled of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo
Bro 2:No way!