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Dick-Wolf 

- verb (used with object)
1. To spoil ones plans.
2. To cut someone off before they are able to reveal an important bit of information.

- noun

1. an annoying sob who always ruins surprises.

*comes from the popular TV show, "Law and Order" and how the viewer waits for another twist at the end of the show only to see the screen go blank and the name "dick wolf" appear.
- verb
1. "I'm going to dick-wolf you."
2. "I tried to tell her about the party but Mike totally dick-wolfed me."

- noun
1. "You're such a dick-wolf."
Dick-Wolf by detectivemunch January 15, 2011
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Dick-Wolf 

(Canis Penes)--A decedent of the wolf genus, the Dick-Wolf is slightly larger in size than it's Northern American kin. Although armed with razor sharp teeth and claws, the Dick-Wolf is feared for it's massive elephant trunk like sch-long. The Dick-Wolf has a very muscular build from his very late night rumpus, and bears a predominately white coat with subtle hints of brown undercoat and obvious blood stained genital fur. What sets the Dick-Wolf apart from any other predator is his ability to not only grow his self esteem with each attack, but also his sch-long. Dick-Wolf's also are widely feared for their trip-wire low standards and will attack anything that walks, crawls, swims, slithers (anything with a heart beat and some random cases some without). The Dick-Wolf attacks it victims using stealthy maneuvers and creeps up from behind. It first subdues its victim and immediately begins viciously attacking from the backside. Leaving the victim incapacitated and helpless and in an immense amount of pain in the anal region. What set's the Dick-Wolf apart from any other mammal is that the Dick-Wolf does not feast off its victims it merely survives on pure sexual ecstasy and heavy metal. Know the Dick-Wolf, Fear the Dick-Wolf, and by all means pray to the metal gods that your not the next victim!
I was walkin' home from the store the other night and got anal assassinated by a fucking 'Dick-Wolf'!

Drivin home from work last night, fuckin 'Dick-Wolf' jumped out in front of me and tore the shit out of my car!

Me and my girls (fatties!) were leavin the bar and the god damn Dick-Wolf bumb-rushed us leaving our asses tore up!
Dick-Wolf by Brandomer April 15, 2011

Dick Wolf 

A phrase to replace the words "the end" of a television show or movie. Coming from the last moment of a Law and Order show, usually at the end of a twist ending or a very dramatic moment, where it flashes to this name.
I was watching Sixth Sense and then it got to the Dick Wolf and it turned out he was dead all along. Blew my mind.
Dick Wolf by Endlessprodigal February 10, 2008

Dick Wolf 

Purposely ending something without resolving it, often done on Law and Order SVU
Person 1: So then we got in the car, and all of a sudden

Person 2: Dick Wolf
Person 1: Don't Dick Wolf my story!
Person 2: Sorry, but it's more exciting this way
Dick Wolf by shirmmp May 27, 2010

dick wolf 

v.t.A certain perverse sexual act, the details of which cannot be mentioned here
"We sure Dick Wolfed him."
dick wolf by el bretto April 15, 2004

dick wolf 

A flirtatious woman who constantly is on the hunt for male genitalia.
Dude, this chick at the party just kept rubbing up on me, she was a real dick wolf.
dick wolf by bluesuninsomniac September 22, 2012

Dick wolf 

Some one who wants or loves dicks. dicks
Example 1: Dude you see that chick over there shes a total dick wolf she will suck any one off.

Example 2: Shut the fuck up you dickwolf.
Dick wolf by johnpwe October 23, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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