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A dick got bitten by a Cinnaminson Werewolf, and every cresent moon a weiner gets hairy and grows teeth
A:I thought i had an STD but i forgot a werewolf sucked me off and could have bit me, i guess i have a wolfdick?
B:IF your name is devin kloss you are the first of its kind
Wolfdick by SJ3 December 3, 2006
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Wolf Dick 

What the producer of Law and Order was called in school during roll call
"Wolf, Dick? has anyone seen Wolf Dick?" " Mr Wolf, Dick to the office please.
Wolf Dick by WOLFDICK January 17, 2009

Wolf Dick 

A very large and particularly potent marijuana cigarette.
'We fittin' to hit that wolf dick and go ham up in this bitch!'
Wolf Dick by m0nsterFL July 11, 2012

Wolf Dick 

An overly-accentuated libido. A condition in which an individual (typically a male) will engage in a variety of non-normative (and sometimes illegal) behaviors in order to copulate with a female--often in a night club, party, or bar setting.

This condition is sometimes exacerbated by the consumption of various substances, including alcohol or cannabis. In the case of the latter, the condition may be referred to as "Wolf Dick 4:20".
"It's unfortunate that Bob doesn't have a girlfriend--he appears to be suffering from an acute case of Wolf Dick"

"Don't allow Roger to toke that bowl--he hasn't engaged in intercourse recently, and may come down with a severe case of Wolf Dick 4:20"
Wolf Dick by CLDS_idgaff August 24, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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