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Dick writing

Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.
"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."
by musefan1986 July 11, 2016
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Dick Wristing

Like "Dick Facing" someone but using Apple Watch's Digital Touch to send a sketch of a dick to someones wrist.
"Erick just got his new Apple Watch and he has been "dick wristing" all of his friends that have one. He's quite the artist!"
by dormantdemon June 1, 2015
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Dick in waiting

The extra dick in the room during any group sex setting. Typically this member will be less, or not at all, participatory. This can be due to a number of factors such as cuckhold, size envy, performance envy, lack of appropriate medication, ill-sized contraception device, excessive alcohol consumption, etc. this member will not likely be able to perform if needed.
While Shela was sitting on my face while Mary was riding cowgirl, poor John was just the dick in waiting.
by SexyJammies January 12, 2021
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