Definitions by musefan1986

Dick writing

Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.

"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."

Dick writing by musefan1986 July 11, 2016

Scaly cumskin 

When cum dries on your skin, and it looks like scales.

"Wow, Rumpelstiltskin you've got some scaly cumskin, bro."

Scaly cumskin by musefan1986 June 12, 2016