Scaly cumskin

When cum dries on your skin, and it looks like scales.

"Wow, Rumpelstiltskin you've got some scaly cumskin, bro."

by musefan1986 June 12, 2016

Dick writing

Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.

"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."

by musefan1986 July 11, 2016