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dick logger

One who takes a cigar cutter and puts it up their Vagina, then when one comes to have sex with them they get their dick cut off, since the logger would have an electronic device to initiate the cutting. Therefore the person with the cutter up their Vagina is a logger of dicks.

If you are too dumb to understand analogies, then go die.
lumberjack is to logging trees as dick logger is to logging dicks.
dick logger by battaglia RULES!!!!! December 13, 2006

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer 

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer
-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

dickdodger

a woman who holds out for waaaay to long... e.g a bitch, a lesbian, or a girl goin out with an ugo....
dude no 1 :damn my ex was a dickdodger, 4 months and she didn't even touch it
dude no 2 : hehe, she touched mine, a dickdodger she was not... maybe your just fugly
dude no 1 : BLAARG *fight ensues*
dickdodger by the legend of chong January 15, 2010

Dicklodge 

When a person or thing is causing irritation or antagonising.
Lily you are a real dicklodge.
Dicklodge by Laziskewl October 8, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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