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road kill dick 

Is when the penis is completely limp, and nothing can bring it back to life.
Dave: my dick was limp,even when mary was grinding her ass on it.

Chris: sounds like road kill dick bro.
road kill dick by autumnnips May 4, 2014

kill yo dick

josh- "kill yo dick"

tony- *shoots dick with a gun*
kill yo dick by SmallJo March 29, 2021

Kill 'yo dick 

A term used by men where 2 men engage in rough oral sex.
"Hey man can I kill 'yo dick."
"No I'm not gay tf?"
Kill 'yo dick by fortnite7777 March 29, 2021

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you. 

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

Kill people who celebrate kick dick day 

/Ayo you wanna kill people who celebrate kick dick day

dick face killa 

A person woman or man who can suck off a lot of dicks in a short amount of time.
Damn you know dale aka (philly) that dude is a dick face killa!!
dick face killa by anonymous August 4, 2024
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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