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Dick hurt 

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.
Omg I’m so dick hurt right now.
Dick hurt by Ashbo 94 April 14, 2020

Dick Hurt 

Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.
How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!
Dick Hurt by NebulaM42 January 3, 2024

Dick-hurt 

That feeling when you cum, and attempt to cum again shortly after. Your dick starts throbbing in pain and you regret doing it.
Joe: Hey, why you screaming?

Jack: I'm so fucking dick-hurt after wanking it's unreal.
Dick-hurt by Bob Is Epic January 23, 2018

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees 

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

My Dick Hurts 

Means you are in a foul mood, angry.
Man my favourite team lost, My dick hurts now!
My Dick Hurts by IAMHARRYSTEELE October 11, 2016

Dickhurt 

The state of being "dickhurt" is defined by a combination of butthurt and being a douche, or in other words full of yourself.
"Why are you so dickhurt Stephen?
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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