Dick caddy

To wrangle men for a single woman that she chooses and points out.

My friend Jake gets me the best dick. He's a great dick caddy.

Dick caddy by MarioSpinsters69 July 9, 2023

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dick candy

An individual, usually a woman who a man would like to meet just in order to eventually sleep with.

"Yo, check out that dick candy over there."

dick candy by Skank_Away June 15, 2007

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Candy Dick

When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.

"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"

Candy Dick by DirtyXVegas January 30, 2009