Dick addict
My friend calls me a D.A. (Dick addict) because he just knows. I get mad sometimes because he uses it in conjunction with F.F. and simply just says hey DAFFY! :)
Dick addict by Billybones1968 June 15, 2018
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dick addiction
when you are obssesed with sucking dick; and do not gain any talent at all as your numbers go up. Most of the time its compared to rusty nails or needles.
Gina sucked my dick last night and it was really bad, I wish someone would just cut my dick off right now. Jenna has a bad dick addiction, and i wish i would have just slamed in in the door.
dick addiction by Joooeeee Coooooool January 23, 2009
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urban dictaddiction
VICTIM: Hey man! I looked up like 100 words on urban dictionary last night!
MAN: Dude, your suffer from urban dictaddiction!
MAN: Dude, your suffer from urban dictaddiction!
urban dictaddiction by Monobreed February 19, 2009
dickaddicted
When someone just can't see someone for who they really are and only care about dick, the more dick the better.
Geygia thought Brooklyn's new lad was a cunt, but Brooklyn didn't listen and only cared about the dick, she must be a dickaddicted!
dickaddicted by TheNotoriousBigH January 16, 2017
dickaddic
A female that enjoys having Many sexual partners/options and one nightstands. Or a Female somatic narcissist.
dicaddict
jeff: yo, you saw jessica? she fine as hell bro
joe: nah bro she a dicaddict
jeff: oh fr? she a hoe then cuhh
joe: nah bro she a dicaddict
jeff: oh fr? she a hoe then cuhh
dicaddict by DeQui Shawn November 29, 2021
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