Dick tit

A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of

Jesus, your such a... a.... dick tit!
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...

by soulofadeadman November 15, 2016

Dick tit

Something 5 year olds call trolls

Xbox is a motherfucking dick tit. UNSUBSCRIBE TO XBOXADDICTIONS

by res B ect December 17, 2017

dirty weanie pearl dick tit

when a man rubs his own shitty finger across his upper lip while he simultaneously slaps another guys dick with his, and finishes up by cumming on a girls tit.

"last night during that orgy i succesfully performed a Dirty Weanie Pearl Dick Tit."

by murrbunni January 13, 2009

Corndog Tit Dick

A word used for anything and everything.

Damnit Bob, i just got a corndog tit dick in my tire.
Well you better get it out you corndog tit dick!

by Steven Flupperburg June 13, 2017

Tit Dick

A dick that is as small lengthwise as a tit.

That guys dick is as small as a tit. He is such a tit dick.

Get the fuck outta here, tit dick!

by dEvLdOc June 20, 2008

Dick titties

Dick titties are your goddamn balls.

This nigga had some saggy ass dick titties.

by Wahwahweewahh February 6, 2017

Dick Titties

the Scandinavian term for a mans ball sack

Tyler's dick titties are very dark.

Are those dick titties fake?

by Kase Von D September 29, 2012