dick tits

When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.

Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits

by mc1yoko November 15, 2019

Dick Tits

Nipples that extend out real long and grotesquely.

dem dick tits barely fit in her bra, yo. they ass long as my slong!! Oh My God!

by tien duong August 15, 2006

Dick-Tits

Slang for testicles cause "balls" and "nuts" are so '90s.

Honey, my hands are full and I've got a terrible itch, be a dear and scratch my dick-tits for me?

by Zackok March 25, 2016

dick-tits

A pair of breasts which have an immense amount of veins which are quite visible, resembling a penis.

Look at grace wow how gross she has dick tits! but be nice to her shell give you a handjob!

by the nipple prince August 23, 2005

Dick Tits

Tits that have nipples that are unnaturally long, resembling small dicks

Aww shit that asian girl had major dick tits
Blech!

by LaxBrolololol November 26, 2008

Dick tit

A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of

Jesus, your such a... a.... dick tit!
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...

by soulofadeadman November 15, 2016

Dick tits

Typically found on tall women like between the ages of 40-death. More than likely has breastfed at least 5 children.

When freely hung, they droop below the belly button. They are much longer than the typical set. The nipples must be large enough to resemble the head of a penis.

Hey Lalemo! How you get that black eye?

Man my baby mama was cooking me grits without a bra on and turned around and hit me in the damn eye with her dick tits!

by BreadMan Cometh January 14, 2020