Dick tit

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A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of

Jesus, your such a... a.... dick tit!
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...

Dick tit by soulofadeadman November 15, 2016

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Dick tit

Something 5 year olds call trolls

Xbox is a motherfucking dick tit. UNSUBSCRIBE TO XBOXADDICTIONS

Dick tit by res B ect December 17, 2017

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dirty weanie pearl dick tit

when a man rubs his own shitty finger across his upper lip while he simultaneously slaps another guys dick with his, and finishes up by cumming on a girls tit.

"last night during that orgy i succesfully performed a Dirty Weanie Pearl Dick Tit."

dirty weanie pearl dick tit by murrbunni January 13, 2009

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Corndog Tit Dick

A word used for anything and everything.

Damnit Bob, i just got a corndog tit dick in my tire.
Well you better get it out you corndog tit dick!

Corndog Tit Dick by Steven Flupperburg June 13, 2017

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Tit Dick

A dick that is as small lengthwise as a tit.

That guys dick is as small as a tit. He is such a tit dick.

Get the fuck outta here, tit dick!

Tit Dick by dEvLdOc June 20, 2008

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Dick titties

Dick titties are your goddamn balls.

This nigga had some saggy ass dick titties.

Dick titties by Wahwahweewahh February 6, 2017

Dick Titties

the Scandinavian term for a mans ball sack

Tyler's dick titties are very dark.

Are those dick titties fake?

Dick Titties by Kase Von D September 29, 2012

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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