dick tic
dick tic by TheRealConfucious November 13, 2014
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Dick Tic
Dick Tic by gracefire26 April 19, 2015
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ur dick a tic
Jim: I don’t even know why u broke up with me.
Jim’s Ex Girlfriend: Cause ur dick a tic.
Jim starts to heat up from the inside then soundenly explodes and instantly goes to hell along with his destroyed ego and forever is insulted by the demons in hell.
Jim’s Ex Girlfriend: Cause ur dick a tic.
Jim starts to heat up from the inside then soundenly explodes and instantly goes to hell along with his destroyed ego and forever is insulted by the demons in hell.
ur dick a tic by bernard pipes May 15, 2018
Tic Tac Dick
A penis: the size of which is comparable to the popular candy called "Tic Tacs". When seen by a person of the female gender the mood is normally killed.
Tic Tac Dick by BROOM DICK TITS! December 20, 2010
tic tac dick
Person 1: You have to see that
Person 2: See what?
Person 1: That guys dick
Person 2: Is it big?
Person 1: Fuck no. It's less than an inch
Person 2: Why would I want to see a tic tac dick?
Person 1: To make fun of it
Person 2: He's probably gonna stay a virgin for life
Person 2: See what?
Person 1: That guys dick
Person 2: Is it big?
Person 1: Fuck no. It's less than an inch
Person 2: Why would I want to see a tic tac dick?
Person 1: To make fun of it
Person 2: He's probably gonna stay a virgin for life
tic tac dick by trevvvvvv May 19, 2010
Tic tac dick
Aidan: wanna see my dick
Me: not really
Aidan: photo
Me: is that a tic tac?
Aidan: blocked
*ew he has a tic tac dick*
Me: not really
Aidan: photo
Me: is that a tic tac?
Aidan: blocked
*ew he has a tic tac dick*
Tic tac dick by Just your betch August 27, 2018
tic-tac dick
tic-tac dick by josh grier July 26, 2005
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